Tessfic: An Introduction

Tessfiction™ usually takes the form of florid, structurally crude prose. (Since I don't really have another outlet for my compulsive wordiness, this stuff is especially ostentatious.) It lives here in the precondition of imperfection, and is always subject to my devastatingly neurotic editing. I haven't made a home for it on the Internet because I think its genius demands universal attention; this blog is only a sanctuary for my creative discharge, and serves as some motivation for me to write in the first place. This blurb offers more insight into the glory of my artistic being. BEHOLD.